tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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greeneyesandleatherjackets:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: โ€œHAHAHA Animals are so dumb!โ€

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone elseโ€™s asshole and calls it sex*

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botha botha botha botha botha

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phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.

Kai,ย Lessons in Life #21ย  (via mmmmilk)
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scorpiofruit:

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

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