Mhhhhhmmmmmmm take it off baby!
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I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny
probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while
and it’s a snail
I thought snails would transform into butterflies
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Identifying key issues of modern parenting
as a student teacher, i’ve this happen waaaay too many times. it’s ridiculous.
THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!
What are you supposed to say when a parent calls/emails you and goes “WHY DOES MY SON HAVE A D IN YOUR CLASS?” and you aren’t allowed to tell them the truth, which is “your son sits and stares at the wall the entire period. He’s in 8th grade and he can’t figure his shit out enough to bring a fucking pencil to school with him. I’m not going to baby him into a passing grade because if he doesn’t figure something out within the next few years, he will legitimately not go anywhere with his life. I’m not talking college, I’m talking even graduating high school or getting a job”.
What are you supposed to say? It has become far too common for nothing to be the kids’ responsibility. Kids at my junior high can’t even get F’s without having unlimited opportunities to retake things and 2 extra weeks after grades are due to turn in missing work. Tell me how that’s preparing you for life. If you don’t turn stuff in at your job, you won’t have one anymore. Forget “when will I use this math”. Try “when will I use the ability to bring a writing utensil to class”. The answer is every. fucking. day. Take responsibility for your life.
The kid in the first panel is likely the parent in the second …which might explain but not excuse the behavior.
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Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
thank you, that hurt.
wow
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What I would give to be wheeled around right now
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Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME IVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK
I’M LIKE:











